He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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