The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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