yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you would pick up someone in the library
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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