why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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