ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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