mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
