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is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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