that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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