Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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