just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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