No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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