i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
