Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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