So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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