I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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