why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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