wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
