I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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