You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You were trust falling into bushes
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
