Joe is yelling at the trees again.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I wish you could order shots online.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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