Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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