Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Never underestimate the power of titties
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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