Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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