guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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