so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
We left an ass print on the piano.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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