Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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