Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I feel great
I just peed on a car
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Four minutes until I can fart!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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