He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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