Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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