and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
