i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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