he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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