Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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