Im at strip club and am horny
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
