There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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