This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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