I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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