Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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