i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I need to sanitize my soul.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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