Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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