My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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