Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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