I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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