All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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