People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
