After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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