i just had sex bonerless
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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