My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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