Your tits are I can't wait for
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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