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(847): View more from Illinois

You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear

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Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.

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(571): View more from Virginia

he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time

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(309): View more from Illinois

So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend

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(760): View more from California

Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!

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(813): View more from Florida

my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me

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(530): View more from California

When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!

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