the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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