It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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