i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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