Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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