oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
God, I missed his penis.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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