on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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