This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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