we're blogging at a bar
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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